John Thomson

Acting

John Thomson

Born April 2, 1969Salford, Lancashire, England, UK150 credits

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

Nightborn

Nightborn

Movie

2026

Fackham Hall
6.7

Fackham Hall

Movie

2025

Secret Life of the Auction House
8.0

Secret Life of the Auction House

TV

2025

Celebrity Puzzling

Celebrity Puzzling

TV

2025

Art Detectives
7.0

Art Detectives

TV

2025

The People Before
5.6

The People Before

Movie

2025

Filmography

Nightborn
2026Nightbornas Jon's FatherMovie
Fackham Hall
2025Fackham Hallas BillMovie
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025Secret Life of the Auction Houseas Self - Narrator (voice)TV
Celebrity Puzzling
2025Celebrity Puzzlingas Self - PanellistTV
Art Detectives
2025Art Detectivesas William TitchfieldTV
The People Before
2025The People Beforeas Knotweed ManMovie
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024The 1970s: Those Were the Daysas Self - NarratorTV
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Twoas SelfTV
The Gentlemen
2024The Gentlemenas FrankTV
Captivated
2024Captivatedas GeoffTV
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedyas SelfMovie
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofaas SelfMovie
Best Year Ever
2022Best Year Everas Self - ActorTV
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever Afteras PlankMovie
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & Moreas SelfMovie
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022Sister Boniface Mysteriesas Leonard MonkTV
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughsas SelfMovie
Dodger
2022Dodgeras Farmer GrundlesTV
Last Train to Christmas
2021Last Train to Christmasas VicMovie
The Weakest Link
2021The Weakest Linkas SelfTV
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021Les Dawson Lost Tapesas SelfMovie
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!as NarratorMovie
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021Paul Sinha's TV Showdownas Self - ContestantTV
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Yearsas SelfMovie
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrasesas SelfMovie
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrasesas Self/Various CharactersMovie
Dog Loves Books
2020Dog Loves Booksas Dog (voice)TV
McDonald & Dodds
2020McDonald & Doddsas Jimmy DalyTV
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm
2019Phoenix Madina - Bring on the SpermDirectorMovie
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrappedas NarratorMovie
Brassic
2019Brassicas Colin PopovTV
7 Up & Me
20197 Up & Meas SelfMovie
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Storyas HimselfMovie
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019This Time with Alan Partridgeas Joe BeasleyTV
The People's Vet
2018The People's Vetas Self - NarratorTV
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018Celebrity Catchphraseas SelfTV
Shane the Chef
2018Shane the ChefTV
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017Richard Osman's House of Gamesas Self - ContestantTV
Dying Laughing
2017Dying Laughingas SelfMovie
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCas Self - PresenterMovie
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitTV
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016Alan Partridge's Scissored Isleas Kevin RuddockMovie
Grimsby
2016Grimsbyas Bob TolliverMovie
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sunas Self - NarratorTV
Billionaire Boy
2016Billionaire Boyas LenMovie
F
2015Fungus The BogeymanMovie
Northern Soul
2014Northern Soulas TerryMovie
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014Alan Davies: As Yet Untitledas SelfTV
T
2013The Power of Dartsas Narrator (voice)Movie
Help Point
2013Help Pointas StephenMovie
Through the Keyhole
2013Through the Keyholeas SelfTV
Dementamania
2013DementamaniaMovie
Strange Hill High
2013Strange Hill Highas Various (voice)TV
Catchphrase
2013CatchphraseTV
Plebs
2013Plebsas Mr. AdolphusTV
The Mimic
2013The Mimicas Nigel LordTV
Pulp
2013Pulpas Dave BurnsMovie
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013Obsessive Compulsive Cleanersas Self - NarratorTV
Father Brown
2013Father Brownas John BanksTV
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012Uncle Wormsley's Christmasas Mr. Goodington and the CrabcatchersMovie
B
2012BBC Comedy Feedsas SteveTV
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012Evidently... John Cooper Clarkeas HimselfMovie
T
2011The Chase: Celebrity Specialas SelfTV
Death in Paradise
2011Death in Paradiseas DCI Chris RickettsTV
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011Celebrity Antiques Road Tripas Self - ParticipantTV
Sooty
2011Sootyas The BossTV
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011The Jonathan Ross Showas SelfTV
The Lock Up
2011The Lock Upas NarratorTV
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010The Royle Family: Behind the Sofaas SelfMovie
The Road to Coronation Street
2010The Road to Coronation Streetas Harry KershawMovie
H
2009Heads or Tailsas Self - ContestantTV
Big Top
2009Big Topas GeoffTV
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medleyas Bill (Flowerpot Man)Movie
Angela and Friends
2009Angela and FriendsTV
Inkheart
2008Inkheartas DariusMovie
Celebrity Juice
2008Celebrity Juiceas SelfTV
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008All Star Mr & MrsTV
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dongas SelfTV
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'as Self - Narrator (voice)Movie
Kingdom
2007Kingdomas Nigel PearsonTV
Mobile
2007Mobileas Ray Bould / HypnotherapistTV
Engineering the World Rally
2007Engineering the World Rallyas Himself - NarratorTV
Skins
2007Skinsas Sam BrooksTV
Ghosthunting With...
2006Ghosthunting With...TV
New Street Law
2006New Street Lawas Charlie DarlingTV
The Dealer
2006The Dealeras BatMovie
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbitas Mr. Windfall (voice)Movie
8 Out of 10 Cats
20058 Out of 10 Catsas SelfTV
Monkey Trousers
2005Monkey TrousersTV
Blackpool
2004BlackpoolTV
Fat Slags
2004Fat Slagsas ForemanMovie
Celebrity Mastermind
2003Celebrity MastermindTV
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003Appointment with Dr. Terribleas Interviewee – ActorMovie
T
2003The Terry and Gaby ShowTV
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003Comic Relief Does Fame AcademyTV
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeawayas SelfTV
24 Hour Party People
200224 Hour Party Peopleas CharlesMovie
J
2002Johnny Vaughan Tonightas SelfTV
S
2001Station Jimas HaroldMovie
Dog Eat Dog
2001Dog Eat Dogas Football CoachMovie
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001Dr Terrible's House of Horribleas Sir Donald TyburnTV
Murder in Mind
2001Murder in Mindas Alan SquiresTV
Born Romantic
2000Born Romanticas First Cab DriverMovie
R
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)TV
The Flint Street Nativity
1999The Flint Street Nativityas Christian Jerrums / InnkeeperMovie
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Showas SelfMovie
I
1999It's Only TV But I Like Itas SelfTV
You Are Here
1998You Are Hereas Peter KeggyMovie
The Fast Show Live
1998The Fast Show LiveMovie
Ted & Ralph
1998Ted & Ralphas VicarMovie
Cold Feet
1998Cold Feetas Pete GiffordTV
Up 'n' Under
1998Up 'n' Underas StanMovie
Roger Roger
1998Roger Rogeras BarryTV
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997The Man Who Knew Too Littleas DimitriMovie
T
1997The Girl with Brains in Her Feetas Mr. LoughboroughMovie
Midsomer Murders
1997Midsomer Murdersas Cooper SteinemTV
Pond Life
1996Pond LifeTV
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996Never Mind the Buzzcocksas Self - PanellistTV
Roger Roger
1996Roger Rogeras BarryMovie
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue HoneymoonMovie
S
1996Saturday Liveas CabbieTV
Coogan's Run
1995Coogan's RunTV
Crapston Villas
1995Crapston VillasTV
The World of Lee Evans
1995The World of Lee Evansas CustomerTV
D
1995Dangerous LadyMovie
Fist of Fun
1995Fist of Funas Pied Piper of HamelinTV
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995The Young Poisoner's Handbookas NathanMovie
P
1994Pauline Calf's Wedding Videoas Fat BobMovie
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994Ready, Steady, Cookas Self - GuestTV
The Fast Show
1994The Fast Showas Various CharactersTV
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridgeas Petty Officer Alan PartridgeTV
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Eraas Simon JokeMovie
Pie in the Sky
1994Pie in the Skyas Andrew VernonTV
The Day Today
1994The Day Todayas TreasurerTV
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewdas Bernard Right On/VariousMovie
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993Paul Calf's Video Diaryas Fat BobMovie
Shooting Stars
1993Shooting Starsas SelfTV
H
1993Harryas RoyoTV
The Dead Good Show
1992The Dead Good Showas VariousTV
The Weekenders
1992The Weekendersas Policeman 1Movie
B
1992Blue Heavenas Waiter 2TV
Men Behaving Badly
1992Men Behaving Badlyas KenTV
Murder Most Horrid
1991Murder Most Horridas Daniel HoffmeyerTV
Paul Merton: The Series
1991Paul Merton: The SeriesTV
Soldier Soldier
1991Soldier Soldieras Sgt DunnTV
This Morning
1988This Morningas SelfTV
Top of the Pops
1964Top of the Popsas Self - HostTV
F
1952Flower Pot MenTV
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
—Sally Lindsay's Quiz Nightas Self - Team CaptainTV
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
—Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Rightonas Bernard RightonTV